It’s a mess, Alyssa Milano. She embarked on a quest to discredit Ted Nugent and Kid Rock after her Twitter spat with Elon Musk ended disastrously. She also nearly set a Soho neighborhood on fire with her Volkswagon.
The Hollywood elites have abandoned her due to all the controversy. Tony Danza was left in the cold when NBC canceled her “Who’s the Boss” revival.
Danza assured the audience that she would sell the item to Netflix for twice as much money. Every other streaming provider and network, including Netflix, have declined to pick up the show.
Joe Barron, CEO of Hulu, suggested that perhaps she might try to revive “Charmed” instead; Shannen Doherty may not be readily available, but the attractive actress from “Picket Fences” ought to be. Rose McGowan probably wouldn’t be interested, but maybe that Wednesday Addams girl is free.
In lieu of responding to our request for comment, Milano decided to post a general statement on Instagram thanking her followers for supporting her even after 38 years. Those who were familiar with her face growing up will undoubtedly enjoy watching her new show, no matter where it airs, she assured.
It comes out as a little pretentious, but where’s the lie? Godspeed to the USA.